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February 29, 2012

Smack’s Leap Day “Sh!t Won’t Count Tomorrow” To-Do List

Make sure I’m not actually in Quantum Leap. (I’ve had a theory that I’m not really supposed to be in the life in high school.)
Remember that watching Quantum Leap is reason that I never got laid in high school.
Pay some kid to install nitrus in my Equinox.
Race same kid for a six pack of Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
Rob same kid of his car and his six pack of Mike’s.
Crash kid’s car into local police station, leave his wallet in the driver’s seat and two bottles of Mikes. Leave with the rest and his cash and library card.
Go to Subway.
Eat fresh.
Start a fire at Subway.
Blame the fire on Russians.
Convince the neighborhood that we’re being invaded by Russians.
Go watch Red Dawn while stupid neighbors battle invisible Russians.
Exercise.
Send voodoo doll of Tyler Perry to Tyler Perry as a warning to stop being Tyler Perry.
Text the lyrics to “What That Thang Smell Like” to ten women.
Pay a homeless guy to juggle chainsaws.
Rush the homeless guy to the hospital. Don’t leave a tip.
Test Super Saiyan abilities. In the middle of IHOP.
Go home. Watch Suburgatory.