“[26.] And God said, “Let us make man in our image, after our likeness, and they shall rule over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the heaven and over the animals and over all the earth and over all the creeping things that creep upon the earth.” [27.] And God created man in His image; in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them.”
You know how when there’s a new Burger commercial on TV, or a new seasonal drink at Starbucks and you’ve tried it but your best friend hasn’t. Your friend says, “that looks good”, and then thats when you say, “Dude……. we have to go there now. That pumpkin spice frap will make you cum”.
I bet that’s how God was when he gave humans dominion over the Earth. “Wait til these niggas taste pizza…. its gone change the game. ahahaha I’m God”.
On the flip side, God looks at vegetarians like ungrateful children who frown at the gifts on Christmas. “I gave you Crab Meats™ and cheeseburgers and this is how you thank me?”
Thats why HIV appeared out of thin air in the 1950s. God had had enough of this bullshit.
Bro lol…
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coolcrazysexy said:
LMFAO! I truly enjoy reading your posts King. Always making me look like a crazy person in public.
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katzilla-dances reblogged this from silentsmack and added:
WHY DOES GOD HATE MEEEEEEEE
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newbahboobah said:
My lil brother went veg, and I said “Why couldn’t you just be gay?”
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mpcmi said:
Naw u got it twisted my G-God is like “U have knowledge that not eating other living creatures would make the land I gave u more abundant & ur peers healthier yet u still do it? How archaic is the being I created” Killing another being 8n’t cool bruh
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str8creme said:
I shouldn’t be up at this hour nor laughing as loud as I did.
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